Hi there. I’m Dakota: the most awesome, and definitely the most important person at Sandman Academy. Nice to see you here. I tried to persuade Cora to do a questionnaire with me, but she was too busy burying herself in some fake reality world, so no go there. Now, how about I spill some beans, huh? Technically, I’m not supposed to tell you where, exactly, you can find Sandman Academy, but it is in the United Kingdom!
— Dakota